Total Medals Earned: 686 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,195 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/165 points)
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
Gain enough points to rebuild a lost city.
Survive five waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive a wave of Doomsday Theory.
Don't allow any missiles to hit the ground.
Survive ten waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory.
Win an extra city, but have no dead cities to rebuild.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory with all six cities intact.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
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They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
Medals Earned: 1/37 (5/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Finish a swimming level.
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Kill 15 robots.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/27 (25/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 10/19 (90/350 points)
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Goat serial exterminator
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/455 points)
Complete all missions
Complete the game
Buy everything in the Shop
Reach 10.000 meters in Endless Mode
Beat the game in less than 8 minutes
Beat the game without casting spells
Kill 1000 enemies in a playthrough
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!